A 2 minutes written Reflection Journal

kids are not cute

So I went night jogging with Mich and while resting at a playground, we decided to do 10 sets of 10 crunches! It was Mich's idea as this is what she used to do during her mad cheer leading training but it was apparently overly ambitious for me because I only ended up doing half of what we intended to do!

That's besides the point, while I was struggling to shape and solidify my soft tummy, I saw this little girl approaching us at a speed that, I supposed, is fast for her. She is a typical, irritating looking, Chinese girl, her hair tied into two ponytails. She then came to a halt beside me and she was totally annoying the hell out of me with her eagle eyes. With my crunches position, I could only think of how convenient already it was for me to kick her away! Mich was lying beside me, complimenting how cute the girl is and that she would grow up to become very pretty. I made a disgusted face to Mich, without a care if she was paying more attention to the little girl than my face. Then I secretly made a wish upon a star, which I was gazing at, that the little girl will shoo.

Not only did my wish not come true, this little sucker happily stepped on my leg and as if she is not annoying enough, she stepped on my HAIR! I seriously want to chop her legs off!!! I quickly returned to my sitting position and asked her to get away from me. She smiled... or giggled, I am not sure which coz I was so furious and whichever it was, she thinks acting cute would help but no!

This totally explains why I hate kids. From the observation that I had made throughout my entire life, I can conclude that most kids are dirty, stinky, sweaty and extremely attention seeking. The rest apart from most, are either anti-social or belongs to the 1 out of 100 zillions who are how kids are supposed to be - clean, quiet and obedient.