Saturday, May 16, 2009

way overdued

Today is my mom's birthday and I haven't even blogged about mine (one month ago)!!! I shall do a terse summary on how I celebrated my birthday now but before I proceed, there is a conversion with a retard over the phone that I want to share.

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As most of my friends already know, I had been working at Singapore Pools as a telebetter. Basically, I am the one working at the call center to place soccer bets for people, sort of like a legal bookie. So there was this retard:

Retard: Hello, may I know what is the result for the match URAWA REDS vs GAMBA OSAKA?

My friend: Sure sir, the result is Draw 0-0.

Retard: Oh, what about the result at half time?


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I hate people asking stupid questions. What answer do these retards want from us by asking questions that we cannot answer or already answered? An example of a question that cannot be answered: "Where the fuck do you get the balls to look at my girl?" (quoted from Russel Peter: Red, White & Brown) "Where? Show me! Take me to the fucking store where you get the balls to look at my girl!"

Retards, too many.

(Side track, please watch Russel Peter: Red, White & Brown for a good laugh!!!!!)

So, back to my birthday, I celebrated with Ball Head and a bunch of lovely girls!

Last year (2008), I went to Ball Head house and received 18 presents on my 18th birthday!!

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:13th April:

This year, he came to my house at 12am midnight to give me a cake that he baked!!

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The cake comes with a tub of smarties ice-cream to go along with it.

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Digging in!

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Then, I received my present, Onisuka Tiger shoe!!!! I had been eyeing it for sooo long.
Supraaa happy.

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He then put on the shoes for me to try the size and I told him I feel like I am Cinderella.
HAHHAHAAH.

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:14th April 2009:

Following day, I put on my new shoes gleefully and pranced out!!

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Within a day, I dirtied my shoe. =.="

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Love the shoes very much still. I even bought sneaker balls today for my shoes. :D

:15th April 2009:

I went out for dinner with Atisya, Michelle, Cheryl, Cindy and Ying Jing. After dinner, we met SeokHui, Ellis, Valerie, Sybil, Liting and her friends and we all hit zouk!

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group picture without cheryl

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Sybil and I comparing boobs. I won. HAHHAHA.

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At the club.

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It was funnnnn, yes yes yes? heheheh.

I want to thank all my friends. MUACKS.