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stuckinreversed

2010-05-27T01:15:00.002+08:00

Helloo people, I am a model for this blogshop, www.stuckinreversed.com.

Show some love and support! :D

Love M

Sun of A Beach

2010-05-12T17:14:00.002+08:00

This is the reason why I hate kids.

I miss Bali.

Good Morning

2010-03-27T10:29:00.002+08:00

It has been so long since my last day of school that I woke up this early, 9.28am to be exact! I am uber proud of myself and what's more to make my morning even more wonderful to find myself with this on the dining table:

My sister made that for me. Shes so sweet. She could be my new Syafiq. ):

B to the A to the L and I

2010-02-19T21:15:00.003+08:00

Chinese New Year was surprisingly fun this year as compared to previous but having fun always has got a price to pay. I sacrificed so much time to juggle between working graveyard shifts, visiting in the day and gambling. I feel lika zombie, sleeping at the hour when kids put on their uniform, getting ready for school.

During the 3rd day of Chinese New Year, I ate a fortune cookie and guess what?

A HOLIDAY IS IN SIGHT. Like totally. I am going to Bali in two weeks time!!

So here I am, waking up in the evening again. I just had my first meal at KFC and finally have some free time to do things I like to do most; daydreaming. The entire day, I had been picturing myself clad in bikini and shades, playing water sports, lying on the beach in Bali. BALI. BALI. BALI. I see the seashore, feel the heat from the sun and hear the waves.......................

So CNY is nearing....

2010-02-07T23:12:00.002+08:00

and my room is still like that!

A 2 minutes written Reflection Journal

2010-01-28T00:31:00.006+08:00

kids are not cute

2010-01-27T01:07:00.005+08:00

So I went night jogging with Mich and while resting at a playground, we decided to do 10 sets of 10 crunches! It was Mich's idea as this is what she used to do during her mad cheer leading training but it was apparently overly ambitious for me because I only ended up doing half of what we intended to do!

That's besides the point, while I was struggling to shape and solidify my soft tummy, I saw this little girl approaching us at a speed that, I supposed, is fast for her. She is a typical, irritating looking, Chinese girl, her hair tied into two ponytails. She then came to a halt beside me and she was totally annoying the hell out of me with her eagle eyes. With my crunches position, I could only think of how convenient already it was for me to kick her away! Mich was lying beside me, complimenting how cute the girl is and that she would grow up to become very pretty. I made a disgusted face to Mich, without a care if she was paying more attention to the little girl than my face. Then I secretly made a wish upon a star, which I was gazing at, that the little girl will shoo.

Not only did my wish not come true, this little sucker happily stepped on my leg and as if she is not annoying enough, she stepped on my HAIR! I seriously want to chop her legs off!!! I quickly returned to my sitting position and asked her to get away from me. She smiled... or giggled, I am not sure which coz I was so furious and whichever it was, she thinks acting cute would help but no!

This totally explains why I hate kids. From the observation that I had made throughout my entire life, I can conclude that most kids are dirty, stinky, sweaty and extremely attention seeking. The rest apart from most, are either anti-social or belongs to the 1 out of 100 zillions who are how kids are supposed to be - clean, quiet and obedient.

ME GAGA TOO :D

2009-08-08T22:28:00.002+08:00

This is a rather untidy hairbow though I only used 8mins to complete it!!! =P

Trying harder, I acheived a neater one. Yipee!! This sleek hairbow is a 15mins of hardwork!! My hair is too layered so the shorter hair kept spiking out, it was kind of annoying and I had to use wax to tame them down. Learning how to make a fake bob next....

Belt Headband

2009-07-22T18:38:00.002+08:00

Wearing Valerie's belt on my head in school.

Due to fyp stress. NOT. Kidding. NOT. Yes. No. Siao. No.

LOVE TO SHOP?

2009-06-24T23:27:00.005+08:00

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way overdued

2009-05-16T23:47:00.008+08:00

Today is my mom's birthday and I haven't even blogged about mine (one month ago)!!! I shall do a terse summary on how I celebrated my birthday now but before I proceed, there is a conversion with a retard over the phone that I want to share.

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As most of my friends already know, I had been working at Singapore Pools as a telebetter. Basically, I am the one working at the call center to place soccer bets for people, sort of like a legal bookie. So there was this retard:

Retard: Hello, may I know what is the result for the match URAWA REDS vs GAMBA OSAKA?

My friend: Sure sir, the result is Draw 0-0.

Retard: Oh, what about the result at half time?

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I hate people asking stupid questions. What answer do these retards want from us by asking questions that we cannot answer or already answered? An example of a question that cannot be answered: "Where the fuck do you get the balls to look at my girl?" (quoted from Russel Peter: Red, White & Brown) "Where? Show me! Take me to the fucking store where you get the balls to look at my girl!"

Retards, too many.

(Side track, please watch Russel Peter: Red, White & Brown for a good laugh!!!!!)

So, back to my birthday, I celebrated with Ball Head and a bunch of lovely girls!

Last year (2008), I went to Ball Head house and received 18 presents on my 18th birthday!!

:13th April:

This year, he came to my house at 12am midnight to give me a cake that he baked!!

The cake comes with a tub of smarties ice-cream to go along with it.

Digging in!

Then, I received my present, Onisuka Tiger shoe!!!! I had been eyeing it for sooo long. Supraaa happy.

He then put on the shoes for me to try the size and I told him I feel like I am Cinderella. HAHHAHAAH.

:14th April 2009:

Following day, I put on my new shoes gleefully and pranced out!!

Within a day, I dirtied my shoe. =.="

Love the shoes very much still. I even bought sneaker balls today for my shoes. :D

:15th April 2009:

I went out for dinner with Atisya, Michelle, Cheryl, Cindy and Ying Jing. After dinner, we met SeokHui, Ellis, Valerie, Sybil, Liting and her friends and we all hit zouk!

group picture without cheryl

Sybil and I comparing boobs. I won. HAHHAHA.

At the club.

It was funnnnn, yes yes yes? heheheh.

I want to thank all my friends. MUACKS.

I WIN U ALL

2009-04-15T02:55:00.006+08:00

Ballhead returned to Singapore from Australia a week ago, and he came back with many presents for me!!! One of the best presents I've got is.....

Maxi Kinder Surprise. Kinder Surprise. Kinder Circus.

Awesome? TOTALLY!

I heard that Kinder Surprise is being sold at Cold Storage, so I went to check it out a few days ago and found out that it is completely untrue! NO KINDER SURPRISE IN SINGAPORE except in my fridge. HAH. :p

Look at the comparison of a normal kinder surprise with the maxi kinder surprise.

Envy?? YOU SHOULD!

A random toy boat from kinder joy. Isn't it very nicely taken?? Credit to Ballhead.

I am going to eat my chocolates now, I wonder when will I finish them all?? hmm...

random max

2009-04-08T15:27:00.003+08:00

Eating at Boomerang

Beef chilli cheese fries at Carls Jr

Ball head and I sucking lollipop

Waffles at Gelare

Hot chocolate at Starbucks

Champagne with tombola

Ming kwang rolling on the floor

Juicy meat at seoul garden

Stealthly eating my 5th sausage

Tortured to use chopstick

The right way to eat onion rings : Stuff them all at once

Pasta salad at Fish & Co

fulfilled

2009-04-06T02:08:00.004+08:00

I went helmet hunting with Mich last Wednesday. Also, I fulfilled my potong craving on the same day!!!!!!!!!! This is how 50cents can make my day so superr. Glee max!

POTONG

2009-03-26T00:43:00.005+08:00

I read 8days today, the issue with Jade Seah eating ice-cream on the cover page and it has about 4 entire pages delicated to introduce ice cream available all over Singapore!!!!!!!! One of which, of course, is POTONG.

REMEMBER ANOT??? If so, buy me one durian potong please. I crave it badly.

Potong aside, lately I kept having triple eyelid on my left eye, what's wrong??? It is like my virgin wrinkle forming just above my double eyelid. I look like I have severe big-small eyes now!!!! Goddddd, I hope it is not wrinkle...

AND AND AND I may be a little slow BUT

BORAT

AND

ISLA FISHER

ARE TOGETHERRRRRRRRRR.

After watching the movie Borat, I had never thought of him being a sane enough person to have a hot girlfriend. Never. Ever.

hippie ya ya hippie hippie ya

2009-03-22T14:22:00.002+08:00

Apart from using marijuana to get high, listening to psychelidic rock, hippies also love colours!!! Who else could beat hippies to appreciate the wide varieties of colours???????

Male hippies!

Chiobu hippie!

Hippie kids!

OLD HIPPIES! LOL LOOK AT THE GRANDPA!

When hippies get bored, they have hippie clown!

Hippies transportation:

Hippie car!

Hippie Bus!

I also found a very cute....

Hippie bag!!!!!

So after trying marijuana and listened to psychelidic rock, me too became a HIPPIE!

just kidding, but i will try harder next time. :p

I want, I want, I want

2009-03-16T12:16:00.004+08:00

Another day is here and I am still alive. I am so bored, I didn't know I could survive!! My dad went to work, my sister went to school, my mom and my irritating fat brother went to Malaysia, my granny is most probably playing mahjong at her friend's house and I am ALL ALONE AT HOME.

Being alone at home for me, having nothing else to do, is putting my bank account at risk!! The convenience to shop online is constantly beckoning me. So, here's the results of 10 minutes of finger shopping:

Item #1

GoJane: Multi Feather Print Ballerina Flat
I think I am sort of lucky? My size for this shoes is no longer available.

Item #2

Forever21: Rebel Stud Trim Handbag

Item #3

Dark Green Legging

AND SO MANY MORE.......... I have this sudden urge to wash my face and remove my blackheads NOW, so my entry shall snap after the dot.

Kinder

2009-03-11T01:00:00.002+08:00

I just ate a kinder joy and there goes my gym work out!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Those calories that I had burnt are regained by a kinder joy that I couldn't resist.

Kinder joy is the new Kinder Surprise!!!

For the past few years, I had been searching almost everywhere for Kinder Surprise in Singapore but to no avail. I have no idea when and why Kinder Surprise is no longer available in Singapore. Being a little disgruntled for a few years, *ball head managed to find a somewhat similar, only better, Kinder Surprise for me, Kinder Joy:

It is not only tasty, it comes with a surprise too!!! WHO SAYS I AM TOO OLD FOR SURPRISES?!!?

So, I split the egg into half and it is the same as the picture shown above! One half is the surprise, the other half is filled with white chocolate paste with chocolatey wafer balls!!!!! The white piece is obviously a spoon but initially I thought it was a toy, so I dig in with my fingers. I supposed this is what you would call finger lickin' good!!!!

HEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

Lying Around

2009-03-04T21:46:00.005+08:00

Today, I had been lying around but I meant not frittering my time away doing nothing, my day is fruitful!!

It was sunny this morning so Mich and I went to suntan by the swimming pool! We left only when the heat from the sun becomes unbearable. Then, we went home for a quick shower and headed for facial and eyebrow trimming!!! Squeezing of blackheads, 2 masks and eyebrow trimming, altogether for only $20!!!!!!!!!

I can never get enough of 'lying around' like today.

::PICTURES::

I thought Mich look quite sexy with her hair blown like that. HAHAHAH.

Liting with her personal fad of using chinese characters and yes, she look super cute with that spects la dey.

P/S I AM STILL CRAVING FOR DURIANS.

This love, mine.

2009-02-16T02:23:00.003+08:00

I was about to type 'Our Ardent Love' as my title for this entry but decided that it was too corny. Then, I thought of 'My love is right here, with me' could do just right. However, as I mentally read it aloud repeatedly, it sounds way too cliche, like it was directly quoted from any romance-quotes website or love song lyrics. So, Maroon 5 suddenly sang 'This Love' in my head and there, this love is mine:

Time passed by like a bolt of lightning even before I could notice this was my second Valentine date with Smelly Ballhead(Syafiq). I had NEVER EVER imagine myself settling down with someone I really love and cherish, without living a life with those infamous flings I used to have. I am not proud of my past but I am glad that he managed to change me for the better. I truely appreciate him and before I get carried away with more mushy gibberish, here's the poem I forced him to write:

In return, here's mine:

My bloody sister, who just treated me to drink milk tea, commented that my poem is a tad weird but I think that I did a good job anyway!!! HAHHAHA.

On Valentine's day, he came to my house with food that he had prepared and I had a mat, table and champagne glasses ready before his arrival. It all went without a hitch and the food was heavenly, at least to me -- cheesy beef burger, scrabble eggs with bacon.

We both laughed at this ridiculous-looking aluminium foil dick.

*cheers*

He insisted on wearing the necklace, which I suppose it is a choker, the other way round. I had no idea why and I couldn't stop him from doing that. That choker is a present from me to him.

The above bag is my present from him. *YAY*

GREAT DAY.

A pad secret

2009-02-08T03:09:00.003+08:00

I have got a secret to share. For the past few months, I had been using this Malaysia brand green-tea-flavoured pad! *HEY,DONT JUDGE ME* My mommy was the one who ordered from my cousin who ordered from a supplier in Malaysia.

So after trying it for a few months, my verdict is: This green-tea-flavoured pad is able to make one's down under to feel cooling and minty and best of all, it will absolutely overlay your discharge's odour with the green tea smell!!!

The gist is that, yesterday, I texted my mom to notice her regarding the order of the green-tea-flavoured pad. However, she came home with a box of green-tea bags instead, and completely oblivous of her wrong purchase, she asked me to double check the brand of the green-tea bags. My eyes and mouth immediately straightened into 3 lines: -_-

How silly my mommy can get!

P.S. By the way, it is 3am in the morning now and I have a sudden craving for durian.

Chinese Moo Year 2009

2009-02-02T23:57:00.000+08:00

Chinese New Year is all about...

Being pretty:

My bloody sister and I

Getting red packets from old relatives:

Granny and I

Ever-lasting cute couples:

My mommy & daddy

Forcing little children to greet me 'jiejie':

Cousins, Clarence and Xinyu

Mandarin oranges:

Cousin Jesserie

and the all-time favorite past time,

Mahjiong:

Cousin Jeordane

WOOHOO

2009-01-23T23:04:00.005+08:00

I am soooooooo elated because today is the day which completed my entire Year 2 in Republic Poly! I was given a 2 months and 2 weeks break, however, I have absolutely no jobs at hand and no plans at all!!! Well, I did plan to go Batam during March but no confrimation yet.

Cheryl signed up for IEP which is an attachment for our course, so if she happens to pass the interview, she's going to bust her ass for 8 fringing weeks!!!! I sincerely hope that she will get the job but it is kind of bittersweet because she will not have enough time for me. :(

Liting, Bread, Seoky are going to work like crazy as usual.

My smelly boyfriend is madly looking for a job. If he were to secure a job, I am going to be the taitai who he has to pamper!! HAHAHAH.

For myself, I am going to spend my holiday wisely by staying at home to torture my brother with heaps of homework!!!! I just went assessment book shopping and I can't wait to make him cry!!!!!!!

90 degree counter-clockwise

2009-01-22T12:33:00.003+08:00

I always remind myself to be nicer to everyone but there are always some morons out there who will make my reminder in vain!!

People like this:

This is only 1 out of 5 pages of pictures that are not rotated before posting. What is so difficult with right clicking on the picture then rotate clockwise?!?

bird bird

2009-01-20T23:57:00.004+08:00

Have you ever look up to the sky early in the morning? I did. And I realised discrimination does not strictly occur to human kind, because even birds are skin-tone (or rather feather-colour) biased. The white-feathered birds usually fly together in monstrous flock, leaving the black-feathered birds to fly in solitude. Sad isn't it? Even bird-brains are smart enough to segregate.

CLEAR EM' ALL

2009-01-18T16:53:00.009+08:00

EMAIL ME - Dolphin_000@hotmail.com - ONLY IF:
1. You are interested in buying
2. You have enquiries
3. You want to trade
4. Meet up location

LOCAL POSTAGE
Normal Mail: SGD 1.20
Registered Mail: SGD 2.50

Item 1 - MNG One Piece Dress
Price $18
Worn Once, Condition 10/10
Size M, fits UK 8 - 10
Length down 27"

Item 2 - Blue Smocked TubeDress/Skirt
Price $15
Worn Once, Condition 10/10
Free Size
Length down 27.5"
(worn as a dress)

(worn as a skirt)

(self-tied ribbon, under bust)

Item 3 - White Pointelle Cardigan
Price $18
BNWOT
Free Size

Item 4 - Blue Scaly Skirt
Price $10
BNWOT
Fits UK 10 - 12, able to fit UK 8 with a belt
Sheer with inner lining
(details)

Item 5 - Eyelet Romper
Price $18
Worn Once, Condition 10/10
Size UK 8
Length down 23.5"

Item 6 - Forever21 Zipper TeeShirt Dress
Price $25, Retail @ $48
Worn Once, Condition 10/10
Size S, Fits UK 6 - 10
Length down 28.5"
(front)

(back)

Item 7 - Brown Graphic Dress
Price $13
BNWOT
Free Size
Length down 35"
Imported from Taiwan

Item 8 - Stussy Print Tunic
Price $26, Retail @ $49
Worn Once, Condition 10/10
Fits UK 8 - 10
Length down 30.5"
Tube not included

(details)

Item 9 - Garden Black Dress
Price $15
Worn Twice, Condition 10/10
Free Size
Length down 32"

(hem details)

Item 10 - Plaided babydoll Top (Green/Red)
Price $10
BNWOT
Fits UK 6 - 10
Smocked back. Recommend for small Cup B & below.
(In green)

(In red, colour true)

Item 11 - Roxy Top
Price $22, Retail @ $46
Worn Twice, Condition 10/10
Fits UK 8 - 10
Length down 26.5"

(details)

Item 12 - Sailor Tube Top
Price $10
BNWOT
Fits UK 6 - 12
Length down 19"

(details)

Item 13 - Red Geek's Vest
Price $24
Worn Once, Condition 10/10
Free Size

(back tie)

Item 14 - Topshop Patchwork Chick Tee
Price $18, Retail @ $48
Worn Once, Condition 10/10
Size S, Fits UK 8 - 12
Length down 25"
Stretchy Body-hugging Material

(details)

Item 15 - Forever21 Heartprints Cropped Hood
Price $20, Retail @ $40+
Worn Twice, Condition 8/10
Size M, Fits UK 8 - 12
Slight furrings. A tad loose for UK 8.

(details)

Item 16 - Zara Knitted Hood
Price $18
Worn Twice, Condition 10/10
Size S, Fits UK 6 - 10
Length down 24"

Item 17 - Green Apple Dress
Price $15
Worn Once, Condition 10/10
Free Size
Length down 30.5"
Secure it with a belt under bust or at waist.

(details)

Item 18 - MNG Black Basic
Price $10
Worn Once, Condition 10/10
M, Fits UK 6 - 10
Length down 22"
Stretchy Material

Item 19 - Pull & Bear Flowery Top
Price $16
Worn Trice, Condition 10/10
Free Size
Smocked back. Adjustable straps, length might differ.

(details)

Item 20 - Vans Shoe
Price $28, Retail @ $39
Worn Twice, Condition 10/10
Size US 5, EUR 34.5
(front)

(side)

THANKS A MILLION! (if you buy) xoxo

I am UK size 8, standing at 154.5cm. :)

A legendary Pet

2009-01-17T03:34:00.001+08:00

Facebook; Pet Society

The ultimate popularity.

Investment In Insecticide

2009-01-14T18:26:00.027+08:00

As I finally decided to blog about my mundune life, how this morning I could not get up from my bed for school and how my headache feel as if someone is continously pummelling my head, a hideous looking creature landed on one of the keys on my keyboard where I needed to hit.

It was this dirty green pest which I know it can fly because after attempting to take a picture of it, this little flying fucker flew onto my bed and sort of camouflaged.

I could still vividly remember Michelle telling me about how she slept with a cockroach for 2days before she managed to find it and send it to its grave. I will never let that happen to me! So, I took a towel and smacked all over my bed vigorously for about 5 minutes, I almost sweat.

Why does pests even exist in the first place? Cockroaches, what difference is there without them except only the world will be so much cleaner??????? Houseflies spit on their food to make it gooey and then they suck the spit and goop up, how much more disgusting can they get????? Also, my little brother who never fails to forget simple rules like using CAPITAL LETTER and full stop in every sentences!!!!!!

Here's something pests can do to make me happy:
THEY CAN DIE

In the picture: crickets (Chapulines), worms (gusanos de mamey) and larvae of ants (escamoles)

GODDAMNIT, I hate them all insects, especially those with wings. Yes, including butterflies, they are utterly uglyyyyyyyyy.

Mindy Returns

2009-01-11T15:39:00.000+08:00

I am here to welcome back myself to cyber life again with the help of my bloody sister.

My entire blog layout proportion is exactly the same as hers except that mine is not, well, like anyone is interested in knowing about such things.

Anyway, I am back and armed with more passion than ever! (Hopefully)

ciao